Saturday, August 25, 2007

kylie minogue, and then i can die. the throughline through out; blond accented musical genius's.


as far back as i can remember, i have had a common thread throughout my musical interests. as a small child, i LOVED olivia newton john. my mom said she had to go out and buy all the albums that olivia put out (hello, should have know then...ha). soon blondie and madonna followed in the early 80's. cyndi lauper also caught my ear and my eye. she's probably the most musically talented out of all of the blond women music genius's that i've followed. kylie minogue is another one too. i've seen all of these women in concert except kylie, hence once i do, i can die. most recently i saw the true colors tour with cyndi lauper. let me tell ya, this chick has her shit together. talk about smarts...this bitch is tappin' into the gays. the show was basically a gay circus that would travel from city to city all through out the gay pride month of june. the tour performed at radio city in nyc. honey, that place couldn't be packed with more fags if judy and barbra were headlining with liza as the opening act. i was walking in line to get in (ya know, crowd control stuff) and saw this lady with purple hair and glasses lookin a bit worn; she was gettin outta a car. it was none other that cyndi herself. i spoke up and said, "omg, cyndi, i love you...thank you for this tour"...to which cyndi responds...with a very long and drawn out/straight outta queens, "awwwww, thank you, hooooooneeeeeey". i could have died. she proceeded in the side door of the venue and disappeared. and get this, no one else talked to her or really paid her any attention. dumbasses. another thing too that all these blonds have in common, they all have accents. olivia and kylie have their aussie accents, blondie has a nj-ish/ny accent, madonna with her midwest/british whatever you wanna call it accent and then of course you have cyndi with her queens/new yorker classic accent. so what does all of this mean? i have no idea. but, hey, i thought i'd share. i guess it gives some insight into my head? who knows.

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